when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
(Source: townsvillain)
Tracks
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
(Source: rgfk)
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
the stupidly wonderful cast of how i met your mother (x)
(Source: swarley)
(Source: est1495)
Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
#oh you know just a normal day in spider-man’s life #playing basketball with kids and stuff
(Source: iheart-stonefield)
The best test ever.
